Tuesday, November 28, 2006

NERD ALERT!!!


If you have the guts.... and you don't mind getting a little nerd grease on you... I would love this game. But here's the danger: you gotta wander deep into the Den of Nerds. That's right, the game shop on 31st Street just west of Sheridan. If you're a woman, you are definitely playing with fire. Nerds are somewhat harmless, but they will mob you if you enter their domain. Remember, they usually only see women on TV... and that's only women with a lot of Star Trek alien makeup on. Anyway, the game is called "The Princes of Florence", and it should be less than $40. So put on some baggy sweatpants, grab the game and get outta there fast. You can always take a shower at home to wash the Nerd Juice off. Good luck! (If you aren't brave enough, you can always get the game on Amazon.com or here.)

3 comments:

Emma said...

He is so not exaggerating about that either. That place is cree-pppy.

Cheryl said...

Oh man, you're a nerd. The nerd juice is so thick it's oozing through the computer screen, I better get outta here!

EZ said...

You can distract them by throwing a box of Ho-Hos and a 6-pack of Jolt cola into the store before you go in. This will give you about 10 minutes to get the job done. If you get trapped, make sure you have a football or some type of sports equipment with you...it's like a cross for a vampire.